PHINNECKY PODCAST

A fantasy football podcast accidentally becomes a true-crime investigation as The Champ debates Joe Mixon's mysterious injury, Drew Lock's Hall of Fame candidacy, Brock Purdy's sustainability, and why everyone is convinced their team is about to fall apart.

In the most reactionary week of the year, we discuss K9's monster debut in Kansas City, the Bear's 59pt explosion, whether Carson Wentz is headed for a Sam Darnold-style comeback, and whether Josh Allen and Trevor Lawrence are fantasy football's new power duo. Meanwhile, we ask the questions that truly matter: Is Cam Little destined for greatness in Week 2 with Denver's thin air? Which Week 1 Waivererers deserve FAAB money? And are the Chargers, Robert Saleh and Kyler Murray already dead and buried?

Lyle finally surfaces after auto-drafting his way through the draft from behind a busy bar, and the results are exactly as terrifying as you'd imagine. Julian and Nasty break down every round, crown draft winners, roast questionable picks, debate quarterbacks, relive auto-draft trauma, and somehow end up talking themselves into Geno Smith, Cam Ward, and the Tennessee Titans. A classic preseason Phinnicky therapy session.

Julian and Bliss unveil their completely irrational fantasy football rankings, debate Cam Ward, JSN, Bijan, CMC, kickers as first-roundpicks, the Dollar General 301 and whether Hard Knocks has permanently damaged their decision-making.

Julian and Nasty Lyle dust off their old balls and kick off the preseason with a freewheeling dive into all things Phinnicky. Looking back at last year's draft hits and misses, debating Matt Stafford versus rushing quarterbacks, predicting breakout rookies, sleeper picks, busts, and surprise NFL teams, the duo explores what still makes a 16-year-old fantasy league matter. 

We couldn't possibly enter the 2027 season with all these impure thoughts in our mind.

- World Cup (Who REALLY won?)

- Blazers (Sonicsgate 2.0?)

- Covid Kids (are they alright?)

- Who won the 2020 Draft?

- Bottom gives the first hot take of the 2027 Fantasy Football Season

Happy NFL Draft Week to those who Celebrate! It truly is the most wonderful time of the year! On this episode, the Snake and I walk through all 32 picks of the first round and tell you who should get drafted, what teams will trade and who gets stuck with Ty Simpson. ENJOY!!!

Bliss said he wanted to hang out so I rolled in with a doozy of a downer BUT we also unveil the Seahawks secret weapon for next season. 

Curious at all why the Seahawks are in no hurry to lock-in a replacement for K9? Are you also unsure of how the NFL Compensatory Pick system works? Perfect. Here's a preschooler to explain it to you. 

Imagine coming home from school and learning that your favorite running back on your favorite team just left for the Chiefs. NOW IMAGINE DO IT ON YOUR DAD'S PODCAST!

Enjoy!