PHINNECKY PODCAST

Julian and Bliss unveil their completely irrational fantasy football rankings, debate Cam Ward, JSN, Bijan, CMC, kickers as first-roundpicks, the Dollar General 301 and whether Hard Knocks has permanently damaged their decision-making.

Julian and Nasty Lyle dust off their old balls and kick off the preseason with a freewheeling dive into all things Phinnicky. Looking back at last year's draft hits and misses, debating Matt Stafford versus rushing quarterbacks, predicting breakout rookies, sleeper picks, busts, and surprise NFL teams, the duo explores what still makes a 16-year-old fantasy league matter. 

We couldn't possibly enter the 2027 season with all these impure thoughts in our mind.

- World Cup (Who REALLY won?)

- Blazers (Sonicsgate 2.0?)

- Covid Kids (are they alright?)

- Who won the 2020 Draft?

- Bottom gives the first hot take of the 2027 Fantasy Football Season

Happy NFL Draft Week to those who Celebrate! It truly is the most wonderful time of the year! On this episode, the Snake and I walk through all 32 picks of the first round and tell you who should get drafted, what teams will trade and who gets stuck with Ty Simpson. ENJOY!!!

Bliss said he wanted to hang out so I rolled in with a doozy of a downer BUT we also unveil the Seahawks secret weapon for next season. 

Curious at all why the Seahawks are in no hurry to lock-in a replacement for K9? Are you also unsure of how the NFL Compensatory Pick system works? Perfect. Here's a preschooler to explain it to you. 

Imagine coming home from school and learning that your favorite running back on your favorite team just left for the Chiefs. NOW IMAGINE DO IT ON YOUR DAD'S PODCAST!

Enjoy!

A pod so large and glorious we have chapters.

6MINS - Who are the non-Mendoza QBs and which one is a freak athlete?
20MINS - Seahawks Cap Space and K9 vs Rookie RBs
30MINS - JSN Money, Small School WRs and the Most Schneider Pick Possible
39MINS - John Schneider's History with the 32nd Pick + Defensive Ends
44MINS - The Greatest Combine Performance Ever and Why He's Likely a Bust
49MINS - The Best Free Agent Signing Possible
58MINS - The Future of Riq Woolen and the Seahawks Secondary
68MINS - Do We Trust Schneider?
75MINS - Who is the Next Sam Darnold?
82MINS - BIGGEST SHOCKER IN FREE AGENCY WILL BE...

Our resident NBA expert confirms that all our NBA heroes are all dying a slow professional death and thus our millennial basketball era is coming to an end. What is our legacy? Well, maybe it's breaking all the records and redefining basketball OR maybe it's murdering All Star Weekend. Only time will tell. Also, World Cup, Olympics and WTF can the Seahawks do to repeat Super Bowls FOR REAL THIS TIME? 

Snake is already fortunate enough to have his bday on the Super Bowl, will he be lucky enough to watch the Seahawks win one on his special day?!