PHINNECKY PODCAST

This pod provides basically zero fantasy football value. 

Welcome to the Phinnecky GAMBLING Podcast where Ben Derige tells us all how to hit $22k parlays. Then he uses his big genius brain to pick the Phinnecky winners for this week which, to the shock of nobody, do not align with the beliefs of the Commish at all. 

Why talk just football when you could also talk about how the Mariners are now 2-2 in the series vs the dirty Canadian birds?

Dr. Nasty joins the pod to watch Trevor Lawrence trip himself into a victory before recapping a WILD week 5 and the Commish breaks down what he saw in-person with Seattle losing at the last second vs the Buccs.

Since the Commish and Zak were wrong on just about every take possible last week, might as well leave the pod in the hands of an 8yr old. What could possibly go wrong?

WINNER'S ONLY POD! This 3-0 Zak and Julian convo handles all of the biggest news such as:
- Is the Cowboys D the worst ever?

- Is Bottom Trying to Lose?

- Is Najee Harris a "best that never was" candidate?

Just a week ago we KNEW Jamar Chase was gonna win the triple-crown and Bo Nix was a Top 5 QB. OH HOW EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED! Snake and the commish discuss which players were steals in the draft and which jackasses have us sick with regret.

Zero prep for the Draft?! No problem, this pod has it all! Nasty Lyle Wedding Info, Gut Dick Balls Top 10 and all the latest player updates that today's "media" won't tell you! Plus, the greatest Seahawks Quarterback you've never heard of!?!

Oh man, Zak and I have really done it now. We've UNLOCKED the vault that holds ESPN's SUPER SECRET PHINNECKY RANKINGS and are just reading them for everyone to hear! And we don't stop there! We also dive into secret documents that include which laws were voted into Phinnecky, which laws were drunkenly changed in Phinnecky on a whim, why is Zak in the car, what does the latest Madden'26 algorithm think happens to Lamar Jackson and, most importantly, WHAT IS THE SECRET OF ALEX SINGLETON?!

We don't trust rookies (Is Jeanty a bust?!), men with long hair are vampires and the #1 Fantasy Pick can't be a WR. Two Grumpy Old Men are kicking off the new season of Phinnecky and we're so old and tired we don't even know which season it is.